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• WEIRDO 003

  Anubis Bust, Jackal Headed Egyptian God

  He has the head of a jackal because a jackal is what you saw at the edge of a burial ground. Three hundred and twenty millimetres of him, and he has been doing this job for four and a half thousand years.

  $189.00

• WEIRDO 010

  Bunyip Bust, Australian Water Cryptid

  Every account of it contradicts the last. The only thing they agree on is the sound, coming across still water after dark, from something nobody has managed to see properly.

  $189.00

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  Crochet Teddy Bear With Heart, Knitted Texture

  People reach for it expecting wool, and their face changes when they pick it up. Two sizes, one red heart, and not a single stitch of it is yarn.

  $29.00 – $69.00Price range: $29.00 through $69.00

• WEIRDO 006

  Cthulhu Bust, Winged Lovecraft Statue

  An octopus head, long narrow wings, and two eyes that have not noticed you yet. Lovecraft described it once in 1928 and refused to be clearer. This is our reading.

  $209.00

• WEIRDO 101

  Cyril, Baby Dragon Statue

  Four months old, thirty two centimetres, and quietly certain that both of those numbers are wrong. The horns came through gold. He has not stopped mentioning it.

  $39.00 – $139.00Price range: $39.00 through $139.00

• WEIRDO 008

  Dracula Bust, Vampire Statue

  Stoker's count was an old man with hairy palms and bad breath. The tall pale aristocrat was invented a century ago and has been winning ever since. This is the invented one.

  $189.00

• WEIRDO 002

  Drop Bear Bust, Australian Cryptid

  You will want to keep your hat on. They go for the scalp first, and they can smell someone who is not from here.

  $189.00

• WEIRDO 004

  Medusa Bust, Classical Statue

  She is not looking at you yet. Every snake modelled separately, with its own scales and its own idea about where it is going, and a face that gives nothing away.

  $229.00

• WEIRDO 005

  Mothman Bust, Point Pleasant Cryptid

  Two couples saw it standing in the road outside Point Pleasant in 1966. Seven feet, wings folded, and eyes that did not blink. Thirteen months later the bridge came down.

  $189.00

• WEIRDO 007

  Nefertiti Bust, Egyptian Queen Statue

  A sculptor's reference piece, abandoned in a workshop at Amarna and dug out of the sand three thousand years later. Now the reason most people can picture an Egyptian queen at all.

  $189.00

• WEIRDO 001

  Sasquatch Bust, Bigfoot Statue

  He has stopped, turned, and looked back over his shoulder, and he has not decided anything yet. Three hundred millimetres of carved fur, and not one photograph of him has ever been in focus.

  $189.00

• WEIRDO 201

  Sasquatch Figurine, Walking Bigfoot

  Mid stride, arms swinging, turning to look back at whoever is holding the camera. Not fleeing and not charging. It has already dismissed you.

  $189.00

• WEIRDO 005

  The Interview, Grey Alien Bust

  Not hostile, not curious, not frightened. Just looking, and waiting for you to finish. Nobody described one of these before 1987, and now nobody can picture anything else.

  $189.00

• WEIRDO 009

  Tutankhamun Bust, King Tut Statue

  A minor pharaoh who changed almost nothing and had his name scrubbed off the king lists. The most famous Egyptian who ever lived, because his was the tomb the robbers missed.

  $189.00

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  Voronoi Stag, Wireframe Deer Sculpture

  From the doorway it is a deer. Up close there is nothing there but the lines where the animal used to be. White, or hand-finished antique bronze.

  $59.00 – $79.00Price range: $59.00 through $79.00