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The Weirdos

Creatures with names and opinions.

Figures that arrive with a number, a story and a fixed view of where they should be standing.

The busts

Head and shoulders, numbered from 001. Built to be met at eye level.

Sasquatch Bust, Bigfoot Statue WEIRDO 001

Sasquatch Bust, Bigfoot Statue

He has stopped, turned, and looked back over his shoulder, and he has not decided anything yet. Three hundred millimetres of carved fur, and not one photograph of him has ever been in focus.

$189.00
Drop Bear Bust, Australian Cryptid WEIRDO 002

Drop Bear Bust, Australian Cryptid

You will want to keep your hat on. They go for the scalp first, and they can smell someone who is not from here.

$189.00
Anubis Bust, Jackal Headed Egyptian God WEIRDO 003

Anubis Bust, Jackal Headed Egyptian God

He has the head of a jackal because a jackal is what you saw at the edge of a burial ground. Three hundred and twenty millimetres of him, and he has been doing this job for four and a half thousand years.

$189.00
Medusa Bust, Classical Statue WEIRDO 004

Medusa Bust, Classical Statue

She is not looking at you yet. Every snake modelled separately, with its own scales and its own idea about where it is going, and a face that gives nothing away.

$229.00
Mothman Bust, Point Pleasant Cryptid WEIRDO 005

Mothman Bust, Point Pleasant Cryptid

Two couples saw it standing in the road outside Point Pleasant in 1966. Seven feet, wings folded, and eyes that did not blink. Thirteen months later the bridge came down.

$189.00
Cthulhu Bust, Winged Lovecraft Statue WEIRDO 006

Cthulhu Bust, Winged Lovecraft Statue

An octopus head, long narrow wings, and two eyes that have not noticed you yet. Lovecraft described it once in 1928 and refused to be clearer. This is our reading.

$209.00
Nefertiti Bust, Egyptian Queen Statue WEIRDO 007

Nefertiti Bust, Egyptian Queen Statue

A sculptor's reference piece, abandoned in a workshop at Amarna and dug out of the sand three thousand years later. Now the reason most people can picture an Egyptian queen at all.

$189.00
Dracula Bust, Vampire Statue WEIRDO 008

Dracula Bust, Vampire Statue

Stoker's count was an old man with hairy palms and bad breath. The tall pale aristocrat was invented a century ago and has been winning ever since. This is the invented one.

$189.00
Tutankhamun Bust, King Tut Statue WEIRDO 009

Tutankhamun Bust, King Tut Statue

A minor pharaoh who changed almost nothing and had his name scrubbed off the king lists. The most famous Egyptian who ever lived, because his was the tomb the robbers missed.

$189.00
Bunyip Bust, Australian Water Cryptid WEIRDO 010

Bunyip Bust, Australian Water Cryptid

Every account of it contradicts the last. The only thing they agree on is the sound, coming across still water after dark, from something nobody has managed to see properly.

$189.00
The Interview, Grey Alien Bust WEIRDO 011

The Interview, Grey Alien Bust

Not hostile, not curious, not frightened. Just looking, and waiting for you to finish. Nobody described one of these before 1987, and now nobody can picture anything else.

$189.00
WEIRDO 012
Status
Pending
Name
Not yet given
Found by

Pending

The full figures

The whole creature, standing on its own ground. Numbered from 201.

Sasquatch Figurine, Walking Bigfoot WEIRDO 201

Sasquatch Figurine, Walking Bigfoot

Mid stride, arms swinging, turning to look back at whoever is holding the camera. Not fleeing and not charging. It has already dismissed you.

$189.00
WEIRDO 202
Status
Pending
Name
Not yet given
Found by

Pending

WEIRDO 203
Status
Pending
Name
Not yet given
Found by

Pending

WEIRDO 204
Status
Pending
Name
Not yet given
Found by

Pending

Out of series

Pieces that came before the series was numbered, and small ones that never belonged to a run.

Crochet Teddy Bear With Heart, Knitted Texture

Crochet Teddy Bear With Heart, Knitted Texture

People reach for it expecting wool, and their face changes when they pick it up. Two sizes, one red heart, and not a single stitch of it is yarn.

Price range: $29.00 through $69.00
Voronoi Stag, Wireframe Deer Sculpture

Voronoi Stag, Wireframe Deer Sculpture

From the doorway it is a deer. Up close there is nothing there but the lines where the animal used to be. White, or hand-finished antique bronze.

Price range: $59.00 through $79.00
Cyril, Baby Dragon Statue

Cyril, Baby Dragon Statue

Four months old, thirty two centimetres, and quietly certain that both of those numbers are wrong. The horns came through gold. He has not stopped mentioning it.

Price range: $39.00 through $139.00

How the numbers work. The first digit is the shape. The 001s are busts, the 201s are full figures, and the 301s are whatever form comes next. A number names one design and one design only. When we stop making that piece the number retires with it, and is never given to something else. Every one is hand painted, so no two are quite identical.

First refusal on the next number.

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